Oxford Navy hoodie with 'Here Under Protest.' in cream serif lettering and the line 'Christmas 2026 — Attendance Not Voluntary', front view

Here Under Protest | Christmas Hoodie – Oxford Navy

Oxford Navy / Small
£32.99
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Oxford Navy hoodie with 'Here Under Protest.' in cream serif lettering and the line 'Christmas 2026 — Attendance Not Voluntary', front view

Here Under Protest | Christmas Hoodie – Oxford Navy

£32.99
New : see condition details
ColourOxford Navy
Size
Size guide (cm)

AWDis College Hoodie (JH001) — flat garment measurements in cm. Half chest is armpit-to-armpit laid flat. Sizes are approximate; manufacturer tolerance ±2 cm.

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Half chest (cm) 49 51 56 61 65 69 73 78 83
Body length (cm) 64 67 70 73 76 79 82 86 90
Sleeve length (cm) 57.5 59 60.5 62 63.5 65 66.5 68.5 70.5
To fit chest (in) 34 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64

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TRUTH AT A GLANCE

Condition
NewBrand new and unused.How we grade

THE DETAILS

For the one who'll be there on the day, slightly against their will. "Here Under Protest." is set large in an elegant cream serif across a heavyweight Oxford Navy hoodie, with a small line underneath: Christmas 2026 — Attendance Not Voluntary.

It's dry, understated and smart enough for the in-laws, and the person wearing it will understand completely.

A2B Editorial: The Christmas jumper for people who refuse to wear a Christmas jumper. It's quietly mutinous and impeccably set, the dress code for anyone attending under protest.

  • Soft 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester, 280gsm
  • Double-layer hood, front pouch pocket, relaxed drop shoulder
  • Printed to order in the UK
  • Sizes S–2XL

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DELIVERY

Standard tracked UK delivery is £4.99 on orders under £40 and free on orders of £40 or more. This item is sent by our supplier partner: delivery normally takes 4–7 working days after dispatch.

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