Charcoal crew neck Christmas jumper printed 'Secret Santa Result:' above 'Myself.' on a torn white paper-style panel, front view

Myself. | Christmas Jumper – Charcoal

Charcoal / Small
£28.99
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Charcoal crew neck Christmas jumper printed 'Secret Santa Result:' above 'Myself.' on a torn white paper-style panel, front view
  • Charcoal crew neck Christmas jumper printed 'Secret Santa Result:' above 'Myself.' on a torn white paper-style panel, front view
  • Laughing man with curly auburn hair in a charcoal 'Secret Santa Result: Myself.' jumper among wrapping paper
  • Close-up of 'Myself.' torn-paper label print on a charcoal jumper
  • Charcoal 'Secret Santa Result: Myself.' jumper on a ghost mannequin, grey studio
  • Charcoal crew neck Christmas jumper printed 'Secret Santa Result:' above 'Myself.' on a torn white paper-style panel, front view
  • Laughing man with curly auburn hair in a charcoal 'Secret Santa Result: Myself.' jumper among wrapping paper
  • Close-up of 'Myself.' torn-paper label print on a charcoal jumper
  • Charcoal 'Secret Santa Result: Myself.' jumper on a ghost mannequin, grey studio
Myself. | Christmas Jumper – Charcoal

Myself. | Christmas Jumper – Charcoal

£28.99
New
ColourCharcoal
Size
Size guide (cm)

AWDis Sweatshirt (JH030) — flat garment measurements in cm. Half chest is armpit-to-armpit laid flat. Sizes are approximate; manufacturer tolerance ±2 cm.

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Half chest (cm) 50 52 56 60 64 68 72 76 80
Body length (cm) 66.5 68 71 74 77 80 83 86 89
Sleeve length (cm) 63.5 65 66.5 68 69.5 71 72.5 73.5 74.5
To fit chest (in) 34 36 40 44 48 52 56 59 62

Standard tracked UK delivery £4.99, free on orders £40+Delivery 4–7 working days after dispatchReturns info

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TRUTH AT A GLANCE

Condition
NewBrand new and unused.How we grade

THE DETAILS

The Secret Santa draw is in, and you've been gifted the one present nobody can return. "Secret Santa Result: Myself." is printed across a soft charcoal Christmas jumper, the answer set in an elegant serif on a torn white paper-style panel.

It's dry, deadpan and ideal for the office party, the family swap or anyone who considers their presence present enough.

A2B Editorial: No wrapping, no receipt, no regrets. The gift that keeps on giving, whether they like it or not.

  • Soft 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester, 280gsm
  • Crew neck, relaxed drop shoulder, ribbed collar, cuffs and hem
  • Printed to order in the UK
  • Sizes S–2XL

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DELIVERY

Standard tracked UK delivery is £4.99 on orders under £40 and free on orders of £40 or more. This item is sent by our supplier partner: delivery normally takes 4–7 working days after dispatch.

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